I'm really too embarrassed to elaborate at this point. However, I will suggest that bicycle aficionados looking for bargains should monitor this space. Bicycles and components will soon be for sale. Whatever it is that I'm too embarrassed to talk about...um...needs funding. Besides, in spite of appearances, I really am serious about my end destination of simplification. I just happen to be taking the scenic route.
Oh, and one more thing. I really should be under closer supervision.